Doesn't matter what I am or what I do, all you should care about is that my name is Madi
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via d0nniedarko)
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
| friend: | there's nothing worst than death |
| me: | final seasons |
| me: | post-concert depression |
| me: | when there's no food |
| me: | fictional characters dying |
| me: | hipsters blogs |
| me: | cry over bands |
| me: | your crush asks someone else out |
| me: | no wi-fi |
